Sunday, December 25, 2011
Tojo - August 12th 2007 to May 22nd 2011
Tojo was the quintessential companion. He was always there to provide guidance and comfort in times of doubt.
He was a gentle soul. He was only 3 1/2 when he left -- just gettin' started. Tojo had so much to offer. His pack feels tremendous sorrow without his presence. Rest peacefully young man.
TOJO NAIR
AUG 12TH 2007 TO MAY 22ND 2011
This is the end of this blog. No more posts.
He was a gentle soul. He was only 3 1/2 when he left -- just gettin' started. Tojo had so much to offer. His pack feels tremendous sorrow without his presence. Rest peacefully young man.
TOJO NAIR
AUG 12TH 2007 TO MAY 22ND 2011
This is the end of this blog. No more posts.
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Guide to buying a dog.
Thinking about buying a dog?
So you've decided to purchase a dog. Owning a dog can be the beginning of years of happiness as the special bond between humans and canines exceeds even the greatest of expectations. However, to ensure the best relationship with your dog, you must be prepared for some important responsibilities. Keep the following questions in mind as we go along.
1. Have I found the right breed to fit into my lifestyle and home?
2. Will you have enough time to spend training, grooming and exercising a dog?
3. Am I willing to spend the resources to ensure the best future for a dog?
The Breed for You
Is there a breed you have had your eye on, or are you confused about how to select a dog? In either case, you should do some homework to make sure that you select the right dog for you and your family. The bonus of selecting a purebred dog is their predictability in size, coat, care requirements and temperament. Knowing what your cute puppy will look like and the kind of care he will need as an adult is a key in selecting the breed for you.
(ANYONE REQUIRING TIPS ON BUYING DOGS CAN GET IN TOUCH WITH ME – THIS IS A FREE SERVICE AS I WOULD LOVE TO SEE EVERY DOG AND HIS OWNER HAPPY AND SECURE WITH EACHOTHER)
You and Your Dog
Too frequently, common sense goes out the window when it comes to buying a puppy. This seems to be even truer when the purchase is by a family with children. Buying a dog is like buying anything else; the more you know before you buy, the better off you will be. This advice applies to all aspects of buying your dog, from selecting the breed to deciding where to obtain the puppy. I strongly recommend that you spend enough time investigating before buying. Remember, dogs are for life.
Begin your research with its pictures and descriptions of each breed. Your initial research will help you narrow the field when it comes to selecting the breed for you and your lifestyle. Remember to consider your dog's lifestyle, too.
While investigating, always be honest with yourself. The German Shepard you fell in love with because of his lush coat is indeed beautiful, but are you going to be able to brush this coat every day as it requires? Maybe a short coated dog better suits your busy lifestyle. Think about the size of your house or your apartment. Will that Rottweiler be happy in your studio apartment? The Rottweiler is a larger sporting dog who requires a lot of exercise. Do you have a fenced yard so he can go out safely? If not, can you afford to install a fence? These are crucial questions regarding the safety of your dog and being a responsible neighbor. Always remember, it is okay to change your mind about which breed you want or if you want the responsibility of owning a dog at all. Owning a dog is a big responsibility! Talk to breeders and talk to experienced owners of various breeds. Just don’t depend on the answers from breeders alone. Ask them lots of questions; we all know there are no stupid questions. A responsible breeder will eagerly answer your questions and share his or her experience and knowledge with you.
Selecting a Breeder
Buy your puppy from a responsible and well-respected breeder. This cannot be stressed enough. Responsible breeders are concerned with the betterment of the breed. For example, they work on breeding healthier dogs with the appropriate temperament for their breed. Once you select a breeder, screen the breeder. Ask to see at least one of the parents (the dam or the sire) of your puppy. See how the dogs in your breeder’s home interact with your breeder. Are they friendly and outgoing or do they shy away? The responsible breeder will be screening you, too, looking for the best home for each puppy.
How Much Does A Puppy Cost?
This is not the time to hunt for a bargain. Your new puppy will be a member of your family for his lifetime, so you'll want to make a wise investment.
Can You Afford A Puppy?
The purchase price of your puppy is not the only cost you have to consider. Be aware that the puppy you bring home will need proper care: food, health care, (a dog needs annual shots). Your puppy will also need little things like a collar with identification, a bowl, and a leash. Evaluate your budget; ask yourself if you really can afford a dog. Dog Ownership = Responsibility.
Being a responsible owner means considering your dog's lifelong health care needs, whether for preventive care or for unexpected accidents, injuries and illnesses that could happen at any time, however well you look after your dog. It is sensible to consider planning for these.
Caring for your dog
All dogs must be cared for daily. This means proper diet, exercise, grooming and veterinary attention. Do not attempt to be your own veterinarian! All dogs should be regularly examined by a veterinarian and inoculated against the major infectious canine diseases.
Your dog and your neighbors
All dog owners must be aware of their responsibilities to their neighbors, both those who live in the area immediately around their residence and their neighbors in the broader sense of the community as a whole. Dogs, for all the pleasure they are, can be a nuisance to your neighbors if not trained. Remember, excessive barking can be annoying. And, always keep your dog on a leash or inside a fenced yard when exercising. Forestall problems for yourself and your dog and all dog lovers by being a good neighbor.
Obedience training for everyone
One way to make your dog a good neighbor is through obedience training. A poorly behaved dog is a problem for everyone. Nothing is more frustrating than attempting to corral a dog that will not "come" when you call. A well trained dog is not only a pleasure to own, he is a goodwill ambassador for the entire canine community. A well-behaved dog is the result of the dog's owner being willing to work with the dog regularly in a systematic manner. Obedience classes are available in most communities. Time spent training your dog is time well spent.
So you've decided to purchase a dog. Owning a dog can be the beginning of years of happiness as the special bond between humans and canines exceeds even the greatest of expectations. However, to ensure the best relationship with your dog, you must be prepared for some important responsibilities. Keep the following questions in mind as we go along.
1. Have I found the right breed to fit into my lifestyle and home?
2. Will you have enough time to spend training, grooming and exercising a dog?
3. Am I willing to spend the resources to ensure the best future for a dog?
The Breed for You
Is there a breed you have had your eye on, or are you confused about how to select a dog? In either case, you should do some homework to make sure that you select the right dog for you and your family. The bonus of selecting a purebred dog is their predictability in size, coat, care requirements and temperament. Knowing what your cute puppy will look like and the kind of care he will need as an adult is a key in selecting the breed for you.
(ANYONE REQUIRING TIPS ON BUYING DOGS CAN GET IN TOUCH WITH ME – THIS IS A FREE SERVICE AS I WOULD LOVE TO SEE EVERY DOG AND HIS OWNER HAPPY AND SECURE WITH EACHOTHER)
You and Your Dog
Too frequently, common sense goes out the window when it comes to buying a puppy. This seems to be even truer when the purchase is by a family with children. Buying a dog is like buying anything else; the more you know before you buy, the better off you will be. This advice applies to all aspects of buying your dog, from selecting the breed to deciding where to obtain the puppy. I strongly recommend that you spend enough time investigating before buying. Remember, dogs are for life.
Begin your research with its pictures and descriptions of each breed. Your initial research will help you narrow the field when it comes to selecting the breed for you and your lifestyle. Remember to consider your dog's lifestyle, too.
While investigating, always be honest with yourself. The German Shepard you fell in love with because of his lush coat is indeed beautiful, but are you going to be able to brush this coat every day as it requires? Maybe a short coated dog better suits your busy lifestyle. Think about the size of your house or your apartment. Will that Rottweiler be happy in your studio apartment? The Rottweiler is a larger sporting dog who requires a lot of exercise. Do you have a fenced yard so he can go out safely? If not, can you afford to install a fence? These are crucial questions regarding the safety of your dog and being a responsible neighbor. Always remember, it is okay to change your mind about which breed you want or if you want the responsibility of owning a dog at all. Owning a dog is a big responsibility! Talk to breeders and talk to experienced owners of various breeds. Just don’t depend on the answers from breeders alone. Ask them lots of questions; we all know there are no stupid questions. A responsible breeder will eagerly answer your questions and share his or her experience and knowledge with you.
Selecting a Breeder
Buy your puppy from a responsible and well-respected breeder. This cannot be stressed enough. Responsible breeders are concerned with the betterment of the breed. For example, they work on breeding healthier dogs with the appropriate temperament for their breed. Once you select a breeder, screen the breeder. Ask to see at least one of the parents (the dam or the sire) of your puppy. See how the dogs in your breeder’s home interact with your breeder. Are they friendly and outgoing or do they shy away? The responsible breeder will be screening you, too, looking for the best home for each puppy.
How Much Does A Puppy Cost?
This is not the time to hunt for a bargain. Your new puppy will be a member of your family for his lifetime, so you'll want to make a wise investment.
Can You Afford A Puppy?
The purchase price of your puppy is not the only cost you have to consider. Be aware that the puppy you bring home will need proper care: food, health care, (a dog needs annual shots). Your puppy will also need little things like a collar with identification, a bowl, and a leash. Evaluate your budget; ask yourself if you really can afford a dog. Dog Ownership = Responsibility.
Being a responsible owner means considering your dog's lifelong health care needs, whether for preventive care or for unexpected accidents, injuries and illnesses that could happen at any time, however well you look after your dog. It is sensible to consider planning for these.
Caring for your dog
All dogs must be cared for daily. This means proper diet, exercise, grooming and veterinary attention. Do not attempt to be your own veterinarian! All dogs should be regularly examined by a veterinarian and inoculated against the major infectious canine diseases.
Your dog and your neighbors
All dog owners must be aware of their responsibilities to their neighbors, both those who live in the area immediately around their residence and their neighbors in the broader sense of the community as a whole. Dogs, for all the pleasure they are, can be a nuisance to your neighbors if not trained. Remember, excessive barking can be annoying. And, always keep your dog on a leash or inside a fenced yard when exercising. Forestall problems for yourself and your dog and all dog lovers by being a good neighbor.
Obedience training for everyone
One way to make your dog a good neighbor is through obedience training. A poorly behaved dog is a problem for everyone. Nothing is more frustrating than attempting to corral a dog that will not "come" when you call. A well trained dog is not only a pleasure to own, he is a goodwill ambassador for the entire canine community. A well-behaved dog is the result of the dog's owner being willing to work with the dog regularly in a systematic manner. Obedience classes are available in most communities. Time spent training your dog is time well spent.
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
My Daily Routine
The day is divided into three important sections: the all-important mealtime, walking/exercising and everything else.
4.30/5.00 AM
My day starts a little earlier than others as my master has this annoying habit of walking me very early in the morning. This is because he assumes that I wouldn’t be in a position to ogle or tease the other beautiful women (bitches) on the street. Unfortunately for him – I make most women go weak in the knees. They wait for me even at this unearthly hour.
I’m like the AXE ad (deodorant) – women fall all over me – though I don’t use AXE.
Couple of advantages of the early morning walk – escape the Mumbai heat, pollution, crowd, sound and traffic.
The next advantage is – updating myself on the daily news. The street is a large newspaper for me – it updates me on the latest warnings, news, new dating possibilities, etc, etc. As it is very early in the morning, I’m normally one of the first to get the news.
The walk is for around an hour – 2-3 miles.
6.30/7.00 AM
Back home and time for a small wash-up and grooming session. The most practical way to get dry is to shake violently near a fully clothed person. A second effective method is to stand on a light-colored piece of furniture.
Just because there does not seem to be anything visible around to eat certainly does not mean there is nothing around to eat. The act of staring at the underside of a table or chair on which someone else is eating sets in motion a chain of events that eventually results in food.
So a light breakfast follows (1/2 a kilo of packaged food)
7.30 AM
Any time that is not meal/exercise time is potentially nap time. The best time to take a nap is when you hear your name being called repeatedly. The best location for a nap is dead center of the room. The most relaxing position is on your back, all four limbs parallel.
11.00 AM
Meal time (Lunch) at last.
If you really see something you want, and all your other attempts at getting it have failed, it is only right to grovel shamelessly. As a second tactic, stare intently at the object of your desire, allowing long gelatinous drools to leak like icicles from your lower lip.
When you actually receive a meal, submerge your head into it as you would in a shower. Never, never look up again until a minimum of at least fifteen minutes after the obvious food is gone. This is important. Just because your dish is empty does not mean that it is time to stop eating.
When it comes to selecting an appropriate beverage, location and packaging mean nothing. There are absolutely no exceptions to this rule.
11.30 AM
TV time followed by Nap time again
3.30 PM
At the first hint of any irregular noise, run from room to room barking loudly. If someone actually comes into the house, rush over to them whether you know them or not. Then kiss them so violently that they lose their balance or have to force you away physically.
A short bathroom break follows at 4.00 PM.
4.30 PM
Recreation and Leisure
Ball: There are two equally amusing sets of rules you will want to know.
1. The Common Form, in which you receive a thrown ball and return it.
2. The Preferred Form, in which you receive a thrown ball and eat it.
7.00 PM
Dinner Time
Remember that all food is potentially yours up until the time that it is actually swallowed by another. The lengthy path a piece of food will take from a plate to a mouth via a hand is as good a time as any to stake your claim to it.
9.30 PM
An after dinners walk for 20-25 minutes, where I try to hook up all the possible women for the next morning party.
10.30 PM
Elongated nap time where in I dream about all the possible future encounters with hot women.
4.30/5.00 AM
My day starts a little earlier than others as my master has this annoying habit of walking me very early in the morning. This is because he assumes that I wouldn’t be in a position to ogle or tease the other beautiful women (bitches) on the street. Unfortunately for him – I make most women go weak in the knees. They wait for me even at this unearthly hour.
I’m like the AXE ad (deodorant) – women fall all over me – though I don’t use AXE.
Couple of advantages of the early morning walk – escape the Mumbai heat, pollution, crowd, sound and traffic.
The next advantage is – updating myself on the daily news. The street is a large newspaper for me – it updates me on the latest warnings, news, new dating possibilities, etc, etc. As it is very early in the morning, I’m normally one of the first to get the news.
The walk is for around an hour – 2-3 miles.
6.30/7.00 AM
Back home and time for a small wash-up and grooming session. The most practical way to get dry is to shake violently near a fully clothed person. A second effective method is to stand on a light-colored piece of furniture.
Just because there does not seem to be anything visible around to eat certainly does not mean there is nothing around to eat. The act of staring at the underside of a table or chair on which someone else is eating sets in motion a chain of events that eventually results in food.
So a light breakfast follows (1/2 a kilo of packaged food)
7.30 AM
Any time that is not meal/exercise time is potentially nap time. The best time to take a nap is when you hear your name being called repeatedly. The best location for a nap is dead center of the room. The most relaxing position is on your back, all four limbs parallel.
11.00 AM
Meal time (Lunch) at last.
If you really see something you want, and all your other attempts at getting it have failed, it is only right to grovel shamelessly. As a second tactic, stare intently at the object of your desire, allowing long gelatinous drools to leak like icicles from your lower lip.
When you actually receive a meal, submerge your head into it as you would in a shower. Never, never look up again until a minimum of at least fifteen minutes after the obvious food is gone. This is important. Just because your dish is empty does not mean that it is time to stop eating.
When it comes to selecting an appropriate beverage, location and packaging mean nothing. There are absolutely no exceptions to this rule.
11.30 AM
TV time followed by Nap time again
3.30 PM
At the first hint of any irregular noise, run from room to room barking loudly. If someone actually comes into the house, rush over to them whether you know them or not. Then kiss them so violently that they lose their balance or have to force you away physically.
A short bathroom break follows at 4.00 PM.
4.30 PM
Recreation and Leisure
Ball: There are two equally amusing sets of rules you will want to know.
1. The Common Form, in which you receive a thrown ball and return it.
2. The Preferred Form, in which you receive a thrown ball and eat it.
7.00 PM
Dinner Time
Remember that all food is potentially yours up until the time that it is actually swallowed by another. The lengthy path a piece of food will take from a plate to a mouth via a hand is as good a time as any to stake your claim to it.
9.30 PM
An after dinners walk for 20-25 minutes, where I try to hook up all the possible women for the next morning party.
10.30 PM
Elongated nap time where in I dream about all the possible future encounters with hot women.
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Therapeutic Pets
Medical research is starting to confirm that having a pet may contribute to a longer life for you.
In particular, the elderly or those who live alone may benefit most, but everyone is a potential beneficiary.
The University of Missouri's Rebecca Johnson says in a news release that, "Research in this field is providing new evidence on the positive impact pets have in our lives."
The health benefits include lower blood pressure, encouragement to exercise and improved psychological health.
Pets can contribute to improved health, but be aware that some pet diseases can be transmitted to humans. Proper care, cleanliness and attention to the animals health is a responsibility to the animal as well as insuring your continued good health.
CNN.com reports that a recent study by Dr. Karen Allen of the State University of New York at Buffalo looked at 48 stockbrokers with hypertension. Half the candidates adopted a cat or dog at the beginning of the study. After a significant period passed, stress tests that the ones without pets were twice as stressed.
The same report quoted Dr. Lynette Hart, associate professor at the University of California at Davis School of Veterinary Medicine.
"Studies have shown that Alzheimer's (disease) patients have fewer anxious outbursts if there is an animal in the home," she said. "Their caregivers also feel less burdened when there is a pet, particularly if it is a cat, which generally requires less care than a dog."
Do these reports mean that everyone should dash out and purchase a cat or dog? That is definitely not the case. Each individual must evaluate their circumstances and determine the potential benefits and enjoyment of having a pet as opposed to the responsibilities, expense and any inconvenience that a pet might cause.
North Dakota State University stresses the requirements of time and expense in caring for a pet. Pets require health exams, immunizations and you should consider options such as neutering or spaying.
Also, people with allergies or asthma might not be able to have pets without adverse effects.
And animals can carry parasites and disease, so owners must take proper precautions. Washing hands after contact with animals is always a good thing. Checking animals for fleas, ticks and other parasites as well as regularly scheduled check-ups by veterinarians is a good idea.
Help in Nursing Homes
One of the positive benefits of having pets is to shift the focus from our own problems to the companionship factor that a pet brings. Our interactions with them get us involved in activities other than being totally introspective and dwelling on our problems, whether they are real or imagined.
Nursing homes have found that having animals brought in by outsiders to visit has a very positive effect on the mental state of the residents. Many who are withdrawn respond to the affection of a friendly animal. Dogs are particularly good in this role because of their more affectionate nature with strangers. Cats can work in this role, but are sometimes more aloof.
Animals such as dogs and monkeys acting as helpers for the blind or otherwise handicapped individuals have proved to be invaluable. Many of these people are able to be much more independent because of the companionship and assistance that these animals provide.
Based on the overwhelming positive information available, we must conclude that animals definitely have a positive impact on the health of humans.
Pet Therapy
Research has shown that heart attack victims who have pets live longer. Even watching a tank full of tropical fish may lower blood pressure, at least temporarily. A study of 92 patients hospitalized in coronary care units for angina or heart attack found that those who owned pets were more likely to be alive a year later than those who did not. The study found that only 6 percent of patients who owned pets died within one year compared with 28 percent of those who did not own pets.
The therapeutic use of pets as companions has gained increasing attention in recent years for a wide variety of patients -people with AIDS or cancer, the elderly, and the mentally ill. Unlike people, with whom our interactions may be quite complex and unpredictable, animals provide a constant source of comfort and focus for attention. Animals bring out our nurturing instinct. They also make us feel safe and unconditionally accepted. We can just be ourselves around our pets.
Research has shown that pet ownership can:
Reduce stress-induced symptoms.
In a study people undergoing oral surgery spent a few minutes watching tropical fish in an aquarium. The relaxation level was measured by their blood pressure, muscle tension, and behavior. It was found that the subjects who watched the fish were much more relaxed than those who did not watch the fish prior to the surgery. People who watched the fish was as calm as another group that had been hypnotized before the surgery.
Other researchers have found that:
Petting a dog has been shown to lower blood pressure.
Bringing a pet into a nursing home or hospital can boost peoples' moods and enhance their social interaction.
Requires Less Medical Care
A study conducted at UCLA found that dog owners required much less medical care for stress-induced aches and pains than non-dog owners.
Add years to your life
In a study conducted at City Hospital in New York, it was found that heart patients who owned the pets were significantly more likely to be alive a year after they were discharged from the hospital than those who didn't own pets. The presence of a pet was found to give higher boost to the survival rate than having a spouse or friends.
We should point out in this connection that pets can be a source of stress to some people. They may worry who will take care of their pets when they die. In most cases, however, the need to take care of the pets give a reason for living to many terminally ill patients, prolonging their life span.
What Type of Pet?
It is surprising that it does not matter what the pet is to get the therapeutic benefit. It could be a dog, a cat, parakeet, a gold fish or anything else. The only thing which matters is that the animal is of interest to you.
However, it is important that the pet you have selected fit your temperament, living space and lifestyle. Otherwise it will be additional source of stress. So, look over the pet and see whether the chemistry is compatible before you decide to adopt one.
How?
It is possible that people who own pets may have different personality traits than those who do not. Research has found that complex, varied, and interesting daily activity is the strongest social predictor of longevity. Pet ownership may affect people physiologically through the soothing and relaxing effect of touch. And speechless communication with a pet, or simply watching a cat or fish, may produce a relaxation response with little demand on the patient.
Pet owners often feel needed and responsible, which may stimulate the survival incentive. They feel they need to survive to take care of their pets. (Many cancer patients with pets have lived longer because they felt that their pets need them!) Stroking a dog, watching a kitten tumble, or observing the hypnotic explorations of fish can be an antidote to a foul mood or a frazzling day.
Pets such as dogs and cats provide unconditional, nonjudgmental love and affection. And pets can shift our narrow focus beyond ourselves, helping us to feel connected to a larger world.
In particular, the elderly or those who live alone may benefit most, but everyone is a potential beneficiary.
The University of Missouri's Rebecca Johnson says in a news release that, "Research in this field is providing new evidence on the positive impact pets have in our lives."
The health benefits include lower blood pressure, encouragement to exercise and improved psychological health.
Pets can contribute to improved health, but be aware that some pet diseases can be transmitted to humans. Proper care, cleanliness and attention to the animals health is a responsibility to the animal as well as insuring your continued good health.
CNN.com reports that a recent study by Dr. Karen Allen of the State University of New York at Buffalo looked at 48 stockbrokers with hypertension. Half the candidates adopted a cat or dog at the beginning of the study. After a significant period passed, stress tests that the ones without pets were twice as stressed.
The same report quoted Dr. Lynette Hart, associate professor at the University of California at Davis School of Veterinary Medicine.
"Studies have shown that Alzheimer's (disease) patients have fewer anxious outbursts if there is an animal in the home," she said. "Their caregivers also feel less burdened when there is a pet, particularly if it is a cat, which generally requires less care than a dog."
Do these reports mean that everyone should dash out and purchase a cat or dog? That is definitely not the case. Each individual must evaluate their circumstances and determine the potential benefits and enjoyment of having a pet as opposed to the responsibilities, expense and any inconvenience that a pet might cause.
North Dakota State University stresses the requirements of time and expense in caring for a pet. Pets require health exams, immunizations and you should consider options such as neutering or spaying.
Also, people with allergies or asthma might not be able to have pets without adverse effects.
And animals can carry parasites and disease, so owners must take proper precautions. Washing hands after contact with animals is always a good thing. Checking animals for fleas, ticks and other parasites as well as regularly scheduled check-ups by veterinarians is a good idea.
Help in Nursing Homes
One of the positive benefits of having pets is to shift the focus from our own problems to the companionship factor that a pet brings. Our interactions with them get us involved in activities other than being totally introspective and dwelling on our problems, whether they are real or imagined.
Nursing homes have found that having animals brought in by outsiders to visit has a very positive effect on the mental state of the residents. Many who are withdrawn respond to the affection of a friendly animal. Dogs are particularly good in this role because of their more affectionate nature with strangers. Cats can work in this role, but are sometimes more aloof.
Animals such as dogs and monkeys acting as helpers for the blind or otherwise handicapped individuals have proved to be invaluable. Many of these people are able to be much more independent because of the companionship and assistance that these animals provide.
Based on the overwhelming positive information available, we must conclude that animals definitely have a positive impact on the health of humans.
Pet Therapy
Research has shown that heart attack victims who have pets live longer. Even watching a tank full of tropical fish may lower blood pressure, at least temporarily. A study of 92 patients hospitalized in coronary care units for angina or heart attack found that those who owned pets were more likely to be alive a year later than those who did not. The study found that only 6 percent of patients who owned pets died within one year compared with 28 percent of those who did not own pets.
The therapeutic use of pets as companions has gained increasing attention in recent years for a wide variety of patients -people with AIDS or cancer, the elderly, and the mentally ill. Unlike people, with whom our interactions may be quite complex and unpredictable, animals provide a constant source of comfort and focus for attention. Animals bring out our nurturing instinct. They also make us feel safe and unconditionally accepted. We can just be ourselves around our pets.
Research has shown that pet ownership can:
Reduce stress-induced symptoms.
In a study people undergoing oral surgery spent a few minutes watching tropical fish in an aquarium. The relaxation level was measured by their blood pressure, muscle tension, and behavior. It was found that the subjects who watched the fish were much more relaxed than those who did not watch the fish prior to the surgery. People who watched the fish was as calm as another group that had been hypnotized before the surgery.
Other researchers have found that:
Petting a dog has been shown to lower blood pressure.
Bringing a pet into a nursing home or hospital can boost peoples' moods and enhance their social interaction.
Requires Less Medical Care
A study conducted at UCLA found that dog owners required much less medical care for stress-induced aches and pains than non-dog owners.
Add years to your life
In a study conducted at City Hospital in New York, it was found that heart patients who owned the pets were significantly more likely to be alive a year after they were discharged from the hospital than those who didn't own pets. The presence of a pet was found to give higher boost to the survival rate than having a spouse or friends.
We should point out in this connection that pets can be a source of stress to some people. They may worry who will take care of their pets when they die. In most cases, however, the need to take care of the pets give a reason for living to many terminally ill patients, prolonging their life span.
What Type of Pet?
It is surprising that it does not matter what the pet is to get the therapeutic benefit. It could be a dog, a cat, parakeet, a gold fish or anything else. The only thing which matters is that the animal is of interest to you.
However, it is important that the pet you have selected fit your temperament, living space and lifestyle. Otherwise it will be additional source of stress. So, look over the pet and see whether the chemistry is compatible before you decide to adopt one.
How?
It is possible that people who own pets may have different personality traits than those who do not. Research has found that complex, varied, and interesting daily activity is the strongest social predictor of longevity. Pet ownership may affect people physiologically through the soothing and relaxing effect of touch. And speechless communication with a pet, or simply watching a cat or fish, may produce a relaxation response with little demand on the patient.
Pet owners often feel needed and responsible, which may stimulate the survival incentive. They feel they need to survive to take care of their pets. (Many cancer patients with pets have lived longer because they felt that their pets need them!) Stroking a dog, watching a kitten tumble, or observing the hypnotic explorations of fish can be an antidote to a foul mood or a frazzling day.
Pets such as dogs and cats provide unconditional, nonjudgmental love and affection. And pets can shift our narrow focus beyond ourselves, helping us to feel connected to a larger world.
Kelly's Savior - Tojo my everyday HERO
It doesn't take a dog to catch a terrorist to be a hero. My two year old Tojo is an everyday hero.
Tojo is basically a calm, confident and courageous rottweiler with a self-assured aloofness that does not lend itself to immediate and indiscriminate friendships. He is self-confident and responds quietly and with a wait-and-see attitude to influences in its environment.
Last week was the first time I saw Tojo’s inherent desire to protect home and family. I live in a canine friendly neighborhood. Almost every second house has a dog in our area. As usual we were on our morning walk, Tojo leashed and Kelly (my labrador) unleashed as she is completely trained. As we passed one of buildings, a huge German Shepard (unleashed and with a bad reputation of biting humans and other pets) rushed out of the building and attacked Kelly. Tojo and I were about 10 meters ahead and I had no time to react, other than unleash Tojo.
Tojo immediately rushed to Kelly’s rescue – climbed on the back of the GSD and bit him on his neck and forehead. The GSD turned his attention to Tojo and tried to bite him back. However Tojo dodged his attack and caught the GSD’s under neck area and dragged him for 10-15 meters. By this time the GSD was squealing in pain and had the GSD’s owner trying to save him. I calmly requested Tojo to let go and he did instantaneously. I checked Kelly – she was ok, except for a few bruises on her legs.
The GSD’s owner instantly apologized to me for it was his dog that assaulted mine to begin with. He also did reveal that it was the first time that he had seen his dog bitten and scared of another one. He wanted to know if I had specifically trained him to attack – to which I responded in the negative. I could make out from his conversation that he was essentially despondent as his dog couldn’t bite or scare Tojo. I told him to take his dog to the vet immediately and to put in the extra effort to socialize his pet.
On the way home – I was proud of what Tojo had done to protect his family and happy for the fact that inspite of being an extremely strong and physically powerful dog, he still loves to play around with my building children and petted frequently.
Rottweilers have received some negative publicity over a period of time. The portrayal of rottweilers as evil dogs in several fictional films and TV series, most notably in The Omen, and negative press has added to their negative publicity.
According to me - The Rottweiler is a dog of many talents: he’s rough and tumble, ready for anything; easy to train, if treated with respect and consistency; loyal and protective, at times to a fault; strong, yet gentle; aloof and dignified with strangers and playful and loving to his family. In short, the Rottie is the typical “tough guy with a heart of gold.”
Rottweiler owners without a strong grasp of the breed’s nature can find themselves in trouble if the dog has been badly bred or assumes leadership of the family. The fault lies with the owners and not the breed.
Tojo is basically a calm, confident and courageous rottweiler with a self-assured aloofness that does not lend itself to immediate and indiscriminate friendships. He is self-confident and responds quietly and with a wait-and-see attitude to influences in its environment.
Last week was the first time I saw Tojo’s inherent desire to protect home and family. I live in a canine friendly neighborhood. Almost every second house has a dog in our area. As usual we were on our morning walk, Tojo leashed and Kelly (my labrador) unleashed as she is completely trained. As we passed one of buildings, a huge German Shepard (unleashed and with a bad reputation of biting humans and other pets) rushed out of the building and attacked Kelly. Tojo and I were about 10 meters ahead and I had no time to react, other than unleash Tojo.
Tojo immediately rushed to Kelly’s rescue – climbed on the back of the GSD and bit him on his neck and forehead. The GSD turned his attention to Tojo and tried to bite him back. However Tojo dodged his attack and caught the GSD’s under neck area and dragged him for 10-15 meters. By this time the GSD was squealing in pain and had the GSD’s owner trying to save him. I calmly requested Tojo to let go and he did instantaneously. I checked Kelly – she was ok, except for a few bruises on her legs.
The GSD’s owner instantly apologized to me for it was his dog that assaulted mine to begin with. He also did reveal that it was the first time that he had seen his dog bitten and scared of another one. He wanted to know if I had specifically trained him to attack – to which I responded in the negative. I could make out from his conversation that he was essentially despondent as his dog couldn’t bite or scare Tojo. I told him to take his dog to the vet immediately and to put in the extra effort to socialize his pet.
On the way home – I was proud of what Tojo had done to protect his family and happy for the fact that inspite of being an extremely strong and physically powerful dog, he still loves to play around with my building children and petted frequently.
Rottweilers have received some negative publicity over a period of time. The portrayal of rottweilers as evil dogs in several fictional films and TV series, most notably in The Omen, and negative press has added to their negative publicity.
According to me - The Rottweiler is a dog of many talents: he’s rough and tumble, ready for anything; easy to train, if treated with respect and consistency; loyal and protective, at times to a fault; strong, yet gentle; aloof and dignified with strangers and playful and loving to his family. In short, the Rottie is the typical “tough guy with a heart of gold.”
Rottweiler owners without a strong grasp of the breed’s nature can find themselves in trouble if the dog has been badly bred or assumes leadership of the family. The fault lies with the owners and not the breed.
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Rottweiler Facts
Introduction
Rottweilers are one of the most popular dogs in the world, but little common knowledge has lead to incorrect stereotypes, incorrect training and handling. Some are afraid of the Rottweiler, and see it as a vicious, unpredictable animal, while others raise and train their dog improperly, which can lead to social and physical problems.
I will try to provide factual information to the public on the topics of myths, training, and raising this canine.
Myths
One myth that surrounds the Rottweiler is their aggression, leading to fear and misunderstanding. Rottweilers are not naturally aggressive, but protective and can easily be trained to be guard dogs. The aggression is a learned trait to attack, bite or bark when unwelcome individuals enter the property. Rottweilers will instinctively protect their families and do not need encouragement to defend them.
A second myth is that Rottweilers are only outside dogs. This is false. Rottweilers need social contact and human companionship. If the dog is left outside, it will make its own rules due to lack of supervision and become territorial. In addition, due to its fur type this breed does not fare well in extremely hot or cold weather .
A third rumor that concerns adults is that Rottweilers are vicious towards small children. This breed is actually great with children of all ages, and herding instinct will prevent children from wandering off. Children are often not taught how to play with the dog, which may lead to the child hurting the dog and the dog biting the child. If a child steps on a small dog, the dog’s bite is less powerful. However if the child steps on a larger dog, the bite is more powerful. This is the same reaction, just a more severe result.
Health Care
Rottweilers are susceptible to many types of physical and genetic problems. This breed can suffer from hip dysplasia, tearing cruciate ligaments, heart problems and bloat. Most of these problems occur when the dog is young and has a poor immune system. Currently selective breeding prevents dogs with a genetic disposition to heart problems from mating and passing on the disease
To protect the dog, the owners should not over exercise the dog, arrange vaccinations to prevent viruses and disease, and crate the dog without water for an hour after eating to prevent bloat. A misconception is that raising a dog's water and feed dish will prevent bloat, but actually this could increase the chances of bloat occurring
Feeding
Young dogs require large amounts of high quality food; poor quality food can lead to health problems. Young males can require eight to ten cups of food per day, which approximately two to two and a half pounds of food. Rottweilers physically mature slowly and should be kept lean. If the dog’s waist is not visible or one cannot easily feel the ribs of the dog, it is overweight. Overfeeding will not cause them to fill out faster, but will make them more susceptible to hip dysplasia, shoulder ailments and torn knee ligaments. Rottweilers will not finish filling out until they are three to five years old.
Do not give this breed rawhide, sterilized bones, smoked bones, or cooked bones; these can cause intestinal impaction which can require surgery or cause death. Real raw beef, buffalo leg bones 8" or longer in length and cow hooves are safe but should have all exterior fat removed. Pig ears and cow ears have been linked to serious illness and health issues and may cause aggressive behavior in some dogs.
Grooming
Rottweilers need brushing daily or at minimum once a week with a rubber brush or a fine tooth comb to greatly reduce the amount of hair that is shed. The ears are sensitive and should be wiped out with a cotton ball dampened with alcohol, peroxide or a commercial ear cleaner once a week. This breed requires only fewer than two baths monthly and be sure the dog is dry before allowing him outside
If the dog is kept outside for any duration, experts recommend that the yard be fenced in, to prevent attacks from other dogs, being antagonized by other dogs or people, and preventing the dog from leaving the yard. A privacy fence is tall enough to prevent the dog from jumping over and the dog can not see out the fence and no person or dog can see into the yard.
Socializing
Rottweilers have a short life expectancy of nine to eleven years and are growing and maturing for the first two years. This breed is strong willed and will consistently need proper training and socialization. The dog requires large amounts of attention and socializing. Puppies should have a minimum of three hours of socializing every day in a variety of environments and meet many different types of people .
If a Rottweiler is raised from early on with other pets there should be few problems. Introducing a new pet when an adult Rottweiler in the household should be done slowly and with care. Dog-to-dog aggression is influenced by the early socialization of puppies, their bloodlines and sex. Males are less tolerant of other males than they are of females. Bitches may be intolerant of other dogs, but with perseverance and training, Rottweilers should be able to learn to co-exist peacefully with any pet.
Training
Rottweilers are intelligent and stubborn, making it vital to take your Rottweiler to Obedience Training. Two rules should be enforced from the first day. The first rule is no jumping on people. The second rule is no biting or nipping. Bite inhibition should be taught right away when the puppy is young and learned by the 5th or 6th week of age. The puppy should never be hit, especially in the head and face, because this can cause hand shyness and be a problem at the vet, training class or dog shows. From the beginning the puppy should be taught to allow all parts of the body to be examined and handled by both you and strangers, to prevent shyness during examinations. If inappropriate aggression is allowed in a puppy, problems will occur when the dog becomes an adult. Obedience needs to be practiced once or twice a day for 5-15 minutes, and should be fun.
Conclusion
Rottweilers are great companion and family dogs that can be trained in a variety of tasks and skills. This breed is intelligent, but requires consistent training as a puppy and young adult. This dog is easy to maintain with little grooming, but large amounts of food and exercise are necessary for a healthy pet.
Rottweilers are one of the most popular dogs in the world, but little common knowledge has lead to incorrect stereotypes, incorrect training and handling. Some are afraid of the Rottweiler, and see it as a vicious, unpredictable animal, while others raise and train their dog improperly, which can lead to social and physical problems.
I will try to provide factual information to the public on the topics of myths, training, and raising this canine.
Myths
One myth that surrounds the Rottweiler is their aggression, leading to fear and misunderstanding. Rottweilers are not naturally aggressive, but protective and can easily be trained to be guard dogs. The aggression is a learned trait to attack, bite or bark when unwelcome individuals enter the property. Rottweilers will instinctively protect their families and do not need encouragement to defend them.
A second myth is that Rottweilers are only outside dogs. This is false. Rottweilers need social contact and human companionship. If the dog is left outside, it will make its own rules due to lack of supervision and become territorial. In addition, due to its fur type this breed does not fare well in extremely hot or cold weather .
A third rumor that concerns adults is that Rottweilers are vicious towards small children. This breed is actually great with children of all ages, and herding instinct will prevent children from wandering off. Children are often not taught how to play with the dog, which may lead to the child hurting the dog and the dog biting the child. If a child steps on a small dog, the dog’s bite is less powerful. However if the child steps on a larger dog, the bite is more powerful. This is the same reaction, just a more severe result.
Health Care
Rottweilers are susceptible to many types of physical and genetic problems. This breed can suffer from hip dysplasia, tearing cruciate ligaments, heart problems and bloat. Most of these problems occur when the dog is young and has a poor immune system. Currently selective breeding prevents dogs with a genetic disposition to heart problems from mating and passing on the disease
To protect the dog, the owners should not over exercise the dog, arrange vaccinations to prevent viruses and disease, and crate the dog without water for an hour after eating to prevent bloat. A misconception is that raising a dog's water and feed dish will prevent bloat, but actually this could increase the chances of bloat occurring
Feeding
Young dogs require large amounts of high quality food; poor quality food can lead to health problems. Young males can require eight to ten cups of food per day, which approximately two to two and a half pounds of food. Rottweilers physically mature slowly and should be kept lean. If the dog’s waist is not visible or one cannot easily feel the ribs of the dog, it is overweight. Overfeeding will not cause them to fill out faster, but will make them more susceptible to hip dysplasia, shoulder ailments and torn knee ligaments. Rottweilers will not finish filling out until they are three to five years old.
Do not give this breed rawhide, sterilized bones, smoked bones, or cooked bones; these can cause intestinal impaction which can require surgery or cause death. Real raw beef, buffalo leg bones 8" or longer in length and cow hooves are safe but should have all exterior fat removed. Pig ears and cow ears have been linked to serious illness and health issues and may cause aggressive behavior in some dogs.
Grooming
Rottweilers need brushing daily or at minimum once a week with a rubber brush or a fine tooth comb to greatly reduce the amount of hair that is shed. The ears are sensitive and should be wiped out with a cotton ball dampened with alcohol, peroxide or a commercial ear cleaner once a week. This breed requires only fewer than two baths monthly and be sure the dog is dry before allowing him outside
If the dog is kept outside for any duration, experts recommend that the yard be fenced in, to prevent attacks from other dogs, being antagonized by other dogs or people, and preventing the dog from leaving the yard. A privacy fence is tall enough to prevent the dog from jumping over and the dog can not see out the fence and no person or dog can see into the yard.
Socializing
Rottweilers have a short life expectancy of nine to eleven years and are growing and maturing for the first two years. This breed is strong willed and will consistently need proper training and socialization. The dog requires large amounts of attention and socializing. Puppies should have a minimum of three hours of socializing every day in a variety of environments and meet many different types of people .
If a Rottweiler is raised from early on with other pets there should be few problems. Introducing a new pet when an adult Rottweiler in the household should be done slowly and with care. Dog-to-dog aggression is influenced by the early socialization of puppies, their bloodlines and sex. Males are less tolerant of other males than they are of females. Bitches may be intolerant of other dogs, but with perseverance and training, Rottweilers should be able to learn to co-exist peacefully with any pet.
Training
Rottweilers are intelligent and stubborn, making it vital to take your Rottweiler to Obedience Training. Two rules should be enforced from the first day. The first rule is no jumping on people. The second rule is no biting or nipping. Bite inhibition should be taught right away when the puppy is young and learned by the 5th or 6th week of age. The puppy should never be hit, especially in the head and face, because this can cause hand shyness and be a problem at the vet, training class or dog shows. From the beginning the puppy should be taught to allow all parts of the body to be examined and handled by both you and strangers, to prevent shyness during examinations. If inappropriate aggression is allowed in a puppy, problems will occur when the dog becomes an adult. Obedience needs to be practiced once or twice a day for 5-15 minutes, and should be fun.
Conclusion
Rottweilers are great companion and family dogs that can be trained in a variety of tasks and skills. This breed is intelligent, but requires consistent training as a puppy and young adult. This dog is easy to maintain with little grooming, but large amounts of food and exercise are necessary for a healthy pet.
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Preventing Problems With Your Rottweiler
When preventing problems from happening with your rottweiler in adulthood start these things from the moment you bring the little guy or girl home. Start right away and be consistant if you tell them no about something once they will most likely try again in a little then you must say no again do not give in no matter how many times the pup tries or not only have they learned they are allowed to do it they have also learned that all they have to do is keep trying to get their way, this is how most rotties test their owners authority by trying to be the alpha.
1)Whatever you expect of your rottie in his or her adulthood begin on the first day home. This goes for any breed not just rotties. For example if you want your dog to stay in his/her crate while you have dinner begin putting him in his crate at dinner time tell him the command close the crate door give him a special toy (a really good chew toy or something like that) that he/she only gets at that time praise him/her and after dinner let her out reward him/her.
2) Begin basic sit, stay, down, let go, pick up, ect. Training first do a training session 15min a day you might decide on two or three 15min. training sessions a day. Keep training sessions short, never get mad, be patient, make it fun, use treats praise clickers, lots and lots of praise. Important things to teach your puppy is sit, down, stand, stay, come, release object from the mouth, and if you have a jumper teach them not to do that unless that’s what you want just remember you’ll have a very large dog jumping on you and your guests, after these important commands you can start training other things. The more things you train your dog the smarter he/she will become, the happier he/she will be, and of course he/she will be a behaved member of the family.
3) Do exercises everyday that let your pup know that you are the alpha dog.
A. Teach the pup to sit and wait at thresholds use a leash and a buckle collar for the pup come to a threshold like a doorway make the pup sit and wait you step through the threshold wait a second or two and say OK let the pup cross the threshold make him/her sit again and then say OK or heel or whatever you would like to say. Not only will this establish you as the alpha it will also teach them not to dart out the front door and possibly get hit by a car.
B. Take some quiet time out everyday for the pup hold him/her in your lap on their back rub their belly, message their feet and toes, message their gums, touch their ears, do this just for a little while if he/she squirms hold onto him/her until he/she relaxes never let him/her down on their account wait till they calm down and then you can let them down. Make him/her sit and wait then say OK before letting them run off.
C. Socializing your pup is very important, since rotts have very poor immune systems and can’t really go outside until they have had their 3rd shot socializing can be difficult. In this case you might have some friends with parvo free environments come over with their healthy (friendly) dogs, cats, children to play with your pup, then when they can leave your home you can take them out to parks, pet friendly stores, places where there’s all kinds of people to socialize you pooch.
D. When it is feeding time make them sit and wait before eating and on your command it is ok to eat. Allways pet the puppy all over including the face and mix the food a bit with your hands as they eat.If you free feed your dog (leaving dry dog food available for the dogs to munch on all day). Doing this exercise can be a problem however when feeding canned food you can do this exercise. If your pup is inhaling the food when you stick your hands in their food bowl take it away and hand feed them make them sit and wait for the food you give them. If they growl correct them make them sit and repeat the process if they continue growling take the food away for awhile and try again later. Whether it’s food or treats or even toys you should always make them work for it, whether that is just sitting and staying or other commands or tricks.
If you start these exercises the moment your pup comes in the door you will have a wonderful family dog that you will be happy to live with and who can be trusted.
1)Whatever you expect of your rottie in his or her adulthood begin on the first day home. This goes for any breed not just rotties. For example if you want your dog to stay in his/her crate while you have dinner begin putting him in his crate at dinner time tell him the command close the crate door give him a special toy (a really good chew toy or something like that) that he/she only gets at that time praise him/her and after dinner let her out reward him/her.
2) Begin basic sit, stay, down, let go, pick up, ect. Training first do a training session 15min a day you might decide on two or three 15min. training sessions a day. Keep training sessions short, never get mad, be patient, make it fun, use treats praise clickers, lots and lots of praise. Important things to teach your puppy is sit, down, stand, stay, come, release object from the mouth, and if you have a jumper teach them not to do that unless that’s what you want just remember you’ll have a very large dog jumping on you and your guests, after these important commands you can start training other things. The more things you train your dog the smarter he/she will become, the happier he/she will be, and of course he/she will be a behaved member of the family.
3) Do exercises everyday that let your pup know that you are the alpha dog.
A. Teach the pup to sit and wait at thresholds use a leash and a buckle collar for the pup come to a threshold like a doorway make the pup sit and wait you step through the threshold wait a second or two and say OK let the pup cross the threshold make him/her sit again and then say OK or heel or whatever you would like to say. Not only will this establish you as the alpha it will also teach them not to dart out the front door and possibly get hit by a car.
B. Take some quiet time out everyday for the pup hold him/her in your lap on their back rub their belly, message their feet and toes, message their gums, touch their ears, do this just for a little while if he/she squirms hold onto him/her until he/she relaxes never let him/her down on their account wait till they calm down and then you can let them down. Make him/her sit and wait then say OK before letting them run off.
C. Socializing your pup is very important, since rotts have very poor immune systems and can’t really go outside until they have had their 3rd shot socializing can be difficult. In this case you might have some friends with parvo free environments come over with their healthy (friendly) dogs, cats, children to play with your pup, then when they can leave your home you can take them out to parks, pet friendly stores, places where there’s all kinds of people to socialize you pooch.
D. When it is feeding time make them sit and wait before eating and on your command it is ok to eat. Allways pet the puppy all over including the face and mix the food a bit with your hands as they eat.If you free feed your dog (leaving dry dog food available for the dogs to munch on all day). Doing this exercise can be a problem however when feeding canned food you can do this exercise. If your pup is inhaling the food when you stick your hands in their food bowl take it away and hand feed them make them sit and wait for the food you give them. If they growl correct them make them sit and repeat the process if they continue growling take the food away for awhile and try again later. Whether it’s food or treats or even toys you should always make them work for it, whether that is just sitting and staying or other commands or tricks.
If you start these exercises the moment your pup comes in the door you will have a wonderful family dog that you will be happy to live with and who can be trusted.
Monday, April 20, 2009
Who Should Own A Rottweiler?
A Rottweiler owner should be an extremely responsible experienced person committed to the care, training, exercise and companionship of their dog. They should be knowledgeable about this breed type and the specific needs of this breed.
Rottweilers require attention, affection, and exercise, but they also need a firm dominant owner who isn’t afraid to take on the challenges of owning a large breed dog. The Rottweiler is a calm, confident, courageous and naturally protective dog with a self-assured aloofness. He is a powerful dog with an inherent desire to protect home and family. The Rottweiler is strong willed and willing to work which makes him an especially good companion dog.
Rottweilers always like to touch and follow you. They love to give great big hugs around your waist and reach up and kiss your face. They are happy to embrace their owners and will stay in that position with their head on your shoulder or lap and fall asleep. They also like to play ball, go swimming and go hiking. In fact, of all the breeds of dogs out there, Rottweilers are the most versatile. They are capable of doing nearly all activities of all the other breeds of dogs combined. As an example, they make great therapy dogs, search and rescue dogs, tracking dogs, hunting dogs, dock dogs, obedience dogs, agility dogs, service dogs, herding dogs, Schutzhund dogs, protection dogs, flyball dogs, carting dogs, weight pulling dogs, jumping competition dogs, and of course show dogs, to name a few, but the thing they do best is to be your companion dog. What other breed of dog do you know of that can do all that?
Rottweilers make great family companions, but in order to be a great companion, they require a lot of attention, work, and discipline. If you’ve ever had the opportunity to be around a well-trained Rottweiler, you will have probably been overwhelmed with the loyalty, playfulness, and tenderness of the dog. They are capable of reading your emotions and they express more love to humans than any other breed. These beautiful, intelligent, devoted and loyal dogs will bring you canine companionship unsurpassed by any other breed. Properly handled, you will find your Rottweiler a source of protection, endless amusement, and dependable friendship. They are true clowns and seem to possess an almost human sense of humor. If you laugh at their antics, they will sense your happiness and repeat whatever goofy behavior they are doing over and over just to amuse you. If you are a person who enjoys a dog for the pleasure of his company, with the plan in mind of sharing time and companionship with him, you have selected the right breed.
A Rottweiler owner also has to be physically strong. Fully mature Rottweilers usually get up over 100 pounds or more and you have to be able to control your dog. These dogs were bred to pull carts, and they are quite capable of pulling you where they want to go. What is cute as a young manageable puppy isn’t that cute when the dog is big enough to knock you over or drag you around, so basic obedience must begin at a very early age. The Rottweiler is a robust, powerful, and loyal dog with strong protective instincts. Because of the Rottweiler's size, strength, and protectiveness, owning a Rottweiler carries a great deal of responsibility and commitment. It is a big mistake to "buy the dog for the kids" when it requires the management of responsible adults. Obedient Rottweilers rarely pull their owners while they’re on leash.
This breed's future lies in the hands of current and future Rottweiler owners. If the current trend of poor ownership practices continue, the future of this wonderful breed could be at risk. A Rottweiler should never be allowed to roam loose in any public areas, or around strange dogs. Rottweilers should be securely contained when not supervised by an adult. The Rottweiler generally does best with a good fenced yard for their safety and should be included in the every day activities of the household.
Socialization has to begin when they are young puppies, as well as training. Rottweiler’s don’t make great lawn ornaments. They need mental and physical stimulation, so you can’t just put them in a kennel all day or leave them alone in your backyard. They will find an activity given enough boredom, and it usually won’t please you. Before you get a Rottweiler, research the breed. Make sure they fit your lifestyle. If you are a person wishing for a dog that you will see only occasionally, do not choose a Rottweiler, because Rottweilers are a sociable breed, longing primarily to be with the people they love. Rottweilers commonly follow you from room to room, and will go down hallways and check out what each member of your family is doing. If you are standing still, they will lean against your leg or stand on your foot to keep track of you.
Rottweilers are a great breed and can be wonderful pets when they have had the proper training and socialization, but if they have not had any training, socialization, or a human companion, they are a nuisance and can be very destructive to the point they can become a liability. If you can’t take the time to train and socialize a Rottweiler, you should not own one.
Dog ownership of any breed should be carefully thought out before you bring the dog into your home. Dogs do not believe in social equality. They live in a social hierarchy led by an alpha pack-leader. The alpha dog is generally benevolent, affectionate, and non-bullying towards his subordinates; but there is never any doubt in his mind or in theirs that the alpha is the boss and makes the rules. Whatever the breed, if you do not assume the leadership, the dog will do so sooner or later and with more or less unpleasant consequences for the owner and the family. If your dog thinks he’s the alpha pack-leader dog, he’ll make his own rules and enforce them against other members of the household by means of a dominant physical posture and a hard-eyed stare, possibly followed by a snarl, and then under the worst circumstances, he could snap or bite. Breeds differ in tendencies towards social dominance; and individuals within a breed differ considerably. Rottweilers as a breed tend to be of a socially dominant personality, but this really depends on the personality and temperament of each individual Rottweiler. None the less, you really cannot afford to let a Rottweiler become your boss. You do not have to be extremely harsh with your dog if you have established the alpha role early on and have maintained your position, but you do have to have the calm, quiet self-assurance and self-assertion as his owner. If you think you might have difficulty asserting yourself calmly and confidently to exercise leadership, then choose a breed known for its socially subordinate disposition, or ask the breeder to select one of the more submissive pups in the litter for you.
Leadership and training are inextricably intertwined. Taking on a leadership/alpha type personality with your Rottweiler enables you to train your dog, and being trained by you reinforces your dog's perception of you as the alpha.
Raising a Rottweiler with excellent care can give you a dozen or so years with your dog. A dog such as a Rottweiler contributes loyalty to the relationship he has with you, among other things, and in return he deserves the same from you. When you consider that you get back good interest on the investment of time you give to one of these dogs, a Rottweiler is a most rewarding and satisfying canine to have around.
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
From yap to growl, device dogs intruders
An Israeli firm has designed a security system to ensure jail breakers or intruders find a guard dog's bark can indeed be worse than its bite.
Harnessing technology that interprets barking -- to see if an animal is responding to a threat instead of just routinely woofing -- the company aims to replace or supplement expensive electronic surveillance systems.
"There is currently very little utilization of the watchdog's early warning capabilities," says privately owned manufacturer Bio-Sense Technologies, based in the Israeli town of Petah Tikva, on its Web site.
The company -- which says dogs have better night vision than humans and a vastly superior sense of smell and hearing -- used computers to analyze 350 barks and found dogs of all breeds and sizes barked the same alarm when they sensed a threat.
If the dogs sense an intruder or attempted security breach, dozens of sensors around the facility pick up their "alarm bark" and alert the human operators in the control room.
Dubbed "Doguard," the Dog Bio Security system is in place in high-security Eshel Prison as well as Israeli military bases, water installations, farms, ranches, garages and in Jewish settlements in the occupied West Bank.
Eshel Prison installed the system last year to supplement its existing network of electric fences and human guards, prison officer Bazov Moris told Reuters.
Now Rex, a brown American Staffordshire Terrier, Emmy, a white Caanan, and 27 other dogs guarding the prison are tracked by sensors to alert guards to any attempted breakout at the jail, which houses about 3,000 prisoners including Israelis and Palestinians.
There have been no escape attempts since the system was installed, but Moris is convinced it works. He said prisoners at other facilities had been able to escape "because dogs barked but no alert was sent to the guards."
During a demonstration an alarm wailed as Rex and Emmy raced, growling and snarling, alongside one of the facility's metal fences, which a man in a brown uniform was trying to scale from the other side.
Officers in a small basement office nearby watched on a surveillance video and spoke into their walkie-talkies as a wall of computer screens flashed in red: "Dog alarm in Sector 12."
Seconds later, several prison guards, wielding clubs, raced to the scene and tackled the man to the ground.
Harnessing technology that interprets barking -- to see if an animal is responding to a threat instead of just routinely woofing -- the company aims to replace or supplement expensive electronic surveillance systems.
"There is currently very little utilization of the watchdog's early warning capabilities," says privately owned manufacturer Bio-Sense Technologies, based in the Israeli town of Petah Tikva, on its Web site.
The company -- which says dogs have better night vision than humans and a vastly superior sense of smell and hearing -- used computers to analyze 350 barks and found dogs of all breeds and sizes barked the same alarm when they sensed a threat.
If the dogs sense an intruder or attempted security breach, dozens of sensors around the facility pick up their "alarm bark" and alert the human operators in the control room.
Dubbed "Doguard," the Dog Bio Security system is in place in high-security Eshel Prison as well as Israeli military bases, water installations, farms, ranches, garages and in Jewish settlements in the occupied West Bank.
Eshel Prison installed the system last year to supplement its existing network of electric fences and human guards, prison officer Bazov Moris told Reuters.
Now Rex, a brown American Staffordshire Terrier, Emmy, a white Caanan, and 27 other dogs guarding the prison are tracked by sensors to alert guards to any attempted breakout at the jail, which houses about 3,000 prisoners including Israelis and Palestinians.
There have been no escape attempts since the system was installed, but Moris is convinced it works. He said prisoners at other facilities had been able to escape "because dogs barked but no alert was sent to the guards."
During a demonstration an alarm wailed as Rex and Emmy raced, growling and snarling, alongside one of the facility's metal fences, which a man in a brown uniform was trying to scale from the other side.
Officers in a small basement office nearby watched on a surveillance video and spoke into their walkie-talkies as a wall of computer screens flashed in red: "Dog alarm in Sector 12."
Seconds later, several prison guards, wielding clubs, raced to the scene and tackled the man to the ground.
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Rottweiler Breed Standard - F.C.I.-Standard Nr. 147
Origin: Germany
Utilization: Companion, service and working dog
Classification FCI:
Group 2 (Pinscher and Schnauzer type, Molossian type and Swiss Mountain- and Cattle Dogs and other breeds)
Section 2.1 Molossian type, Mastiff type with working trial
Brief historical summary:
The Rottweiler is considered to be one of the oldest dog breeds. Its origin goes back to Roman times. These dogs were kept as herder or driving dogs. They marched over the Alps with the Roman legions, protecting the humans and driving their cattle. In the region of Rottweil, these dogs met and mixed with the native dogs in a natural crossing. The main task of the Rottweiler now became the driving and guarding of the herds of cattle and the defense of their masters and their property. This breed acquired its name from the old free city of Rottweil and was known as the "Rottweil butcher's dog".
The butchers bred this type of dog purely for performance and usefulness. In due course, a first rate watch and driving dog evolved which could also be used as a draught dog. When, at the beginning of the twentieth century, various breeds were needed for police service, the Rottweiler was amongst those tested. It soon became evident that the breed was highly suitable for the tasks set by police service and therefore they were officially recognized as police dogs in 1910.
Rottweiler breeders aim at a dog of abundant strength, black coated with clearly defined rich tan markings, whose powerful appearance does not lack nobility and which is exceptionally well suited to being a companion, service and working dog.
General Appearance:
The Rottweiler is a medium to large size, stalwart dog, neither heavy nor light and neither leggy nor weedy. His correctly proportioned, compact and powerful build leads to the conclusion of great strength, agility and endurance.
Important Proportions:
The length of the body, measured from the sternum (breast-bone) to the ischiatic tuberosity, should not exceed the height at the withers by, at most, 15 %.
Behavior / Temperament:
Good natured, placid in basic disposition and fond of children, very devoted, obedient, biddable and eager to work. His appearance is natural and rustic, his behavior self assured, steady and fearless. He reacts to his surroundings with great alertness.
| Head | ||
| Cranial Region: | ||
| Skull: | Of medium length, broad between the ears. Forehead line moderately arched as seen from the side. Occipital bone well developed without being conspicuous | |
| Stop: | Well defined | |
| Facial Region: | ||
| Nose: | Nose well developed, more broad than round with relatively large nostrils, always black | |
| Muzzle: | The foreface should appear neither elongated nor shortened in relation to the cranial region. Straight nasal bridge, broad at base, moderately tapered. Lips: Black, close fitting, corner of the mouth not visible, gum as dark as possible. | |
| Jaws / Teeth: | Upper and lower jaw strong and broad. Strong complete dentition (42 teeth) with scissor bite, the upper incisors closely overlapping the lower incisors. | |
| Cheeks: | Zygomatic arches pronounced. | |
| Eyes: | Of medium size, almond shaped, dark brown in color. Eyelids close fitting. | |
| Ears: | Medium-sized, pendant, triangular, wide apart, set on high. With the ears laid forward close to the head the skull appears to be broadened. | |
| Neck: | Strong, of fair length, well muscled, slightly arched, free from throatiness, without dewlap. | |
| Body | ||
| Back: | Straight, strong, firm. | |
| Loins: | Short, strong and deep. | |
| Croup: | Broad, of medium length, slightly rounded. Neither flat nor falling away. | |
| Chest: | Roomy, broad and deep (approximately 50 % of the shoulder height) with well developed forechest and well sprung ribs. | |
| Belly: | Flanks not tucked up. | |
| Tail: | In natural condition, level in extension of the upper line; at ease may be hanging. USRC Adopted Exception: Docked at the first or second joint within 7 days of birth or left in its natural state. | |
| Limbs | ||
| Forequarters: | Seen from the front, the front legs are straight and not placed too closely to each other. The forearm, seen from the side, stands straight. The slope of the shoulder blade is about 45 degrees to the horizontal. | |
| Shoulders: | Well laid back. | |
| Upper arm: | Close fitting to the body. | |
| Forearm: | Strongly developed and muscular. | |
| Pasterns: | Slightly springy, strong, not steep. | |
| Front feet: | Round, tight and well arched; pads hard; nails short, black and strong. | |
| Hindquarters: | Seen from behind, legs straight and not too close together. When standing free, obtuse angles are formed between the dog's upper thigh and the hip bone, the upper thigh and the lower thigh and the metatarsal. | |
| Upper thigh: | Moderately long, broad and strongly muscled. | |
| Lower thigh: | Lower thigh: Long, strongly and broadly muscled at top, sinewy. | |
| Hocks: | Sturdy well angulated hocks; not steep. | |
| Hind feet: | Slightly longer than the front feet. Toes strong, arched, as tight as front feet. | |
| Gait: | The Rottweiler is a trotting dog. In movement the back remains firm and relatively stable. Movement harmonious, steady, full of energy and unrestricted, with good stride. | |
| Skin | ||
| Skin on the head: | Overall tight fitting. When the dog is alert, the forehead may be slightly wrinkled. | |
| Coat | ||
| Hair: | The coat consists of a top coat and an undercoat. The top coat is of medium length, coarse, dense and flat. The undercoat must not show through the top coat. The hair is a little longer on the hindlegs. | |
| Color: | Black with clearly defined markings of a rich tan on the cheeks, muzzle, throat, chest and legs, as well as over both eyes and under the base of the tail. | |
| Size and weight | Males | Females |
| Height at withers: | 61 - 68 cm | 56 - 63 cm |
| 61 - 62 cm is small | 56 - 57 cm is small | |
| 63 - 64 cm is medium height | 58 - 59 cm is medium height | |
| 65 - 66 cm is large - correct height | 60 - 61 cm is large - correct height | |
| 67 - 68 cm is very large | 62 - 63 cm is very large | |
| Weight: | approximately 50 kg | approximately 42 kg |
| Faults | Any departure from the foregoing points should be considered a fault and the seriousness with which the fault should be regarded should be in exact proportion to its degree. | |
| General appearance: | Light, weedy, leggy appearance. Light in bone and muscle. | |
| Head: | Hound-type head. Narrow, light, too short, long or coarse head. Flat forehead (lack of stop or too little stop). | |
| Foreface: | Long or pointed muzzle; split nose; Roman nose (convex nasal bridge) or dish-faced (concave nasal bridge); aquiline nose; pale or spotted nose (butterfly nose). | |
| Lips: | Pendulous, pink or patchy; corner of lips visible. | |
| Jaws: | Narrow lower jaw. | |
| Bite: | Pincer bite. (level bite) | |
| Cheeks: | Strongly protruding. | |
| Eyes: | Light, deep set. Also too full and round eyes; loose eye-lids. | |
| Ears: | Set on too low, heavy, long, slack or turned backwards. Also flying ears or ears not carried symmetrically. | |
| Neck: | Too long, thin, lacking muscle. Showing dewlap or throaty. | |
| Body: | Too long, too short or too narrow. | |
| Back: | Too long, weak; sway-back or roach back. | |
| Croup: | Too sloping, too short, too flat or too long. | |
| Chest: | Flat ribbed or barrel shaped. Too narrow behind. | |
| Tail: | Set on too high or too low. | |
| Forequarters: | Narrow or crooked front legs. Steep shoulder placement. Loose or out at elbow. Too long, too short or too straight in upper arm. Weak or steep pastern. Splayed feet. Too flat or too arched toes. Deformed toes. Light colored nails. | |
| Hindquarters: | Flat thighs, hocks too close, cow hocks or barrel hocks. Joints with too little or too much angulation. Dewclaws. | |
| Skin: | Wrinkles on head. | |
| Coat: | Soft, too short or too long. Wavy coat; lack of undercoat. | |
| Color: | Markings of incorrect color, not clearly defined. Markings which are too spread out. | |
| Eliminating Faults | ||
| General: | Distinct reversal of sexual type, i.e. feminine dogs or masculine bitches. | |
| Teeth: | Overshot or undershot bite, wry mouth; lack of one incisive tooth, one canine, one premolar and one molar. | |
| Eyes: | Entropion, ectropion, yellow eyes, different coloured eyes. | |
| Tail: | Kink tail, ring tail, with strong lateral deviation | |
| Hair: | Definitely long or wavy coat. | |
| Color: | Dogs which do not show the typical Rottweiler coloring of black with tan markings. White markings. | |
| Behavior: | Anxious, shy, cowardly, gun-shy, vicious, excessively suspicious, nervous animals. | |
| Male animals must have two apparently normal testicles fully descended into the scrotum. | ||
Sunday, November 9, 2008
Reasons Why It's Great to be a Dog
- If it itches, you can reach it. And no matter where it itches, no one will be offended if you scratch it in public.
- No one notices if you have hair growing in weird places as you get older.
- Personal hygiene is a blast: No one expects you to take a bath every day, and you don't even have to comb your own hair.
- Having a wet nose is considered a sign of good health.
- No one thinks less of you for passing gas. Some people might actually think you're cute.
- Who needs a big home entertainment system? A bone or an old shoe can entertain you for hours.
- You can spend hours just smelling stuff.
- No one ever expects you to pay for lunch or dinner. You never have to worry about table manners, and if you gain weight, it's someone else's fault.
- It doesn't take much to make you happy. You're always excited to see the same old people. All they have to do is leave the room for five minutes and come back.
- Every garbage can looks like a cold buffet to you.
Life lessons learned from a dog
1. If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want.
2. Don't go out without ID.
3. Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by pissing on their shoes.
4. Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it.
5. Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.
6. Always give people a friendly greeting. A cold nose in the crotch is most effective.
7. When you do something wrong, always take responsibility (as soon as you're dragged shamefully out from under the bed).
8. If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss
2. Don't go out without ID.
3. Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by pissing on their shoes.
4. Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it.
5. Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.
6. Always give people a friendly greeting. A cold nose in the crotch is most effective.
7. When you do something wrong, always take responsibility (as soon as you're dragged shamefully out from under the bed).
8. If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss
Reasons for a girl to choose a dog... and not a man
- Spots are an attractive feature on a dog.
- A dog is better protection from intruders.
- Dogs enjoy ball games. But they don't spend six hours on the phone trying o get tickets for France 98.
- Dogs greet each other by sniffing bottoms. Men are far less polite.
- Puppy love doesn't wear off so quickly with a dog.
- You can be prosecuted for neglecting a dog.
- Dogs can find their way back home - even after a really heavy night out.
- Dogs can be trained not to lie on the bed. Men always lie in bed.
- A dog can moult without becoming obsessed about premature baldness.
- Dogs can be taught the meaning of the word "NO!"
- A dog is far less irritation to have in the back seat of a car...
- ...and will be less likely to show its rear end to the people in the vehicle behind for a laugh.
- Elizabeth Hurley has a faithful dog that she loves dearly.
- If a dog says sausages, that's clever. If a man says sausages, that's just greedy.
- Dogs will wait patiently outside clothes shops...
- ...and not criticize your purchases afterwards.
- A dog will fetch the morning paper for you.
- A dog will trot faithfully round at your heel.
- Dogs don't break wind in public and blame it on the man.
- In the canine world, boxers are quite intelligent.
- If a dog gets ill, it won't take eighteen Panadols in order to avoid having to go to the vet.
- You can also ask the vet to perform the snip, even if the dog objects.
- Small, ginger-haired dogs can be quite appealing. As for men? Two words. Robin Cook.
- You can find a nice dog by advertising on a card in a shop window, or in the classified section of the local paper.
- A woman can live with more than one dog, without rumors starting.
- When dogs beg, it's cute. When men beg it's pathetic.
- Dogs sometimes dig the garden.
- A dog can go out fox-hunting without being incredibly stuck up and pompous.
- Dogs don't necessarily prefer blondes.
- Dogs won't get embarrassed if you call them by a pet name when their friends are around.
- Dogs travel more cheaply on the bus.
- Dogs whine less.
- Some dogs can be quite talented at singing.
- Men lost the World Cup. A dog found it.
- Dogs are less reliant on tinned food...
- ...but after a few cans, a dog will still be able to stand up.
- And there are some things even a dog won't eat - like the remains of a three-day-old King Prawn vindaloo that they found on the floor behind the sofa.
- You can leave a dog alone in your house without worrying so much about what it'll break.
- A dog gets a new coat every winter.
- Dogs are not so careless about leaving puddles on the bathroom floor.
- A dog is less likely to leave a filthy, stinking mess for you to clear up.
- For a dog, a wet nose is a sign of GOOD health.
- Men are even less useful for testing cosmetics on.
- Dogs don't wolf-whistle.
- There are still thousands of totally undomesticated dogs in
- Your dog will never refer to you as 'a bitch'.
- In disaster films, the dog is always far more likely to have a miraculous escape.
- Dogs do not waste money betting on the dogs.
- You can stop dogs getting too randy by throwing a bucket or water over them.
- All the best clips on 'You've Been Framed' are the ones with dogs in.
- If a dog starts worrying sheep, that's just its natural predatory instinct.
- If a MAN starts worrying sheep, however...
- A 'King Charles' is much more likely to be a big, floppy-eared dog than a big floppy-eared man.
- You can also call a dog schitzu without offending it.
- "Working like a dog" is strenuous. Working like a man is, er - not.
- You can fondle your dog in the park without being arrested.
- A dog will encourage you to lose weight by taking more exercise. A man will just remark on how big your bum looks.
- Dogs do not attack other dogs for being a different colour.
- Having a dog around the place can actually ease stress.
- You'd feel guilty about turning a dog out on the street.
- A dog can take a barrel of brandy to a lost mountaineer without drinking ANY.
- There aren't so many good reasons to keep a dog muzzled in public.
- You can buy a dog's affection with a squeaky toy.
- A dog will be eager to walk, rather than getting a taxi.
- Most dogs are really good with children.
- Dogs have a highly-developed sense of smell. Men, on the other hand, can quite happily wear the same pair of pants for a fortnight.
- A dog is more useful for tracking down criminals.
- Who did YOU miss most from Blue Peter - John Noakes or Shep?
- A dog might actually take a bath of its own accord.
- There's more chance of your dog being able to operate the video recorder.
- You can buy a choke-chain for a dog.
- A 16-year-old dog is very mature.
- A dog is easier to keep well-groomed.
- Dogs have more chance of receiving an award for bravery.
- Dogs are easier to house-train.
- Dog do not scratch themselves so much in polite company.
- A dog can look as though it understands what you're saying.
- Dogs went into space first.
- A man will roll over and play dead only if you ask him to get up and make coffee.
- Dogs enjoy swimming, and not for the chance to ogle girls in bikinis.
- Being a dog's mistress is no reason to feel ashamed.
- You can keep your dog tied up if it starts misbehaving.
- Saggy skin and a hang-dog look aren't half as appealing on a man.
- You can train a dog in obedience.
- A dog in a studded collar isn't kinky.
- Few men would answer to 'Lassie'.
- A dog is a pack animal. A man is a six-pack animal.
- Dogs spend the day sniffing drugs only if they're with the police.
- Dogs aren't obsessed with 'doing it man-fashion'.
- A dog is a faithful companion.
- A dog is for life.
How dogs and men are the same
1. Both take up too much space on the bed.
2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
3. Both mark their territory.
4. Neither tells you what's bothering them.
5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
6. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.
7. Neither does any dishes.
8. Both fart shamelessly.
9. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
10. Both like dominance games.
11. Both are suspicious of the postman.
12. Neither understands what you see in cats.
My Quotes
"When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem." -- Edward Abbey
"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue."
"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear." -- Dave Barry
"Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard." --Dave Barry
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."
-- Robert Benchley
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." -- Josh Billings
"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him." -- Dereke Bruce,
"Of all the things I miss from veterinary practice, puppy breath is one of the most fond memories!" -- Dr. Tom Cat
"You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets."
-- Nora Ephron
"We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made" --M. Facklam
"Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate." --Sigmund Freud
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." -- Robert A. Heinlein
"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies." -- Gene Hill
"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs." -- Aldous Huxley
"Man is a dog's idea of what God should be." -- Holbrook Jackson
"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog." --Franklin P. Jones
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." -- Ann Landers
"No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation." -- Fran Lebowitz
"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
-- Groucho Marx
"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does."
-- Christopher Morley
"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl."
--Penny Ward Moser
"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives." -- Sue Murphy
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." --Will Rogers
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." --Andrew A. Rooney
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." -- Rita Rudner
"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves." -- August Strindberg
"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." -- James Thurber
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man." -- Mark Twain
"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" -- Anne Tyler
"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money." --Joe Weinstein
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." -- Ben Williams
"Cat's motto No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it."
"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."
"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise."
"In dog years, I'm dead."
"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail."
"Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant."
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